I'm going to study abroad in Norway this fall and was wondering if you have any tips, things to know, or suggestions for a very eager American. Thanks!
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In all seriousness though, I would say it’s most important to note that Norwegians might come off as cold and stand-offish, but most of us are really nice once you start talking to us.

Also, everything is about three times more expensive here, and everyone’s a bit arrogant, yet someone’s always complaining about something. Try to get used to it, complaining is just our thing, it’s what we do.

And don’t forget your sacrifice for the moose god, preferably something that’s still bloody.

((oh you thought this blog was dead? hah, i laugh. also i actually had to watch the show to make this so you fags better enjoy this))

((I have redrawn this update so many times, and it still sucks, and the fad is now over. The “joke” is that most Norwegians seem sorta “meh” to the whole thing.))

WELP APPLE CAN GO SUCK A DICK

I was gonna do a (possibly?) cool thing for the Norwegian election that’s coming up THIS MONDAY, but my Mac decided to go apeshit at the worst time possible and now won’t boot. Therefore, since Apple are such dipshits that they never let anyone be able to fix their own crap when it breaks, I’m going to have to go to the tech guy at school to get it fixed on monday, because the only reason I have a Mac is because I got it through a deal with my school. This means that it definately won’t be fixed in time for the election, if it’s salvageable at all. Either way, it means that the “normal” update I was working on, will be delayed, maybe even lost forever *dun dun duun*.

This has been a PSA, drive safely, kids.

TL;DR: just read the bold text

((This is of course a reference to the times Norwegian television has been live broadcasting hours upon hours of; wood burning, a train going from Bergen to Oslo, and a boat going from Bergen to Kirkenes. Personally I’d rather watch 8 hours of wood burning than 8 hours of American television.))

Are you dead?

…Sorry, that just popped into my head. Not dead though! Just been busy working, and well *cough* Steam summer sale. Resuming to scheduled programming soon!

Is there another way?

((Hoping no one notices that I change her design literally every other update))


America is revolted at your lack of censorship!

LOOK AT THIS, MORE THINGSI LOVE THINGS

America is revolted at your lack of censorship!

LOOK AT THIS, MORE THINGS
I LOVE THINGS


Norwegian Pony is not amused.
(Darn you minecraft and your lack of decent reds)

OH MAN THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCHHEY LOOK EVERYONE A THINGLOOK AT THIS THING

Norwegian Pony is not amused.

(Darn you minecraft and your lack of decent reds)

OH MAN THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH
HEY LOOK EVERYONE A THING
LOOK AT THIS THING

Aaaaah, American censorship

((However this is the last (?) pixel update, I got my new tablet today!))